oarsis:

this needs to stop

oarsis:

this needs to stop


I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

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furbearingbrick:

vampirequeeneffeffia:

rita-haxx:

Fucking Christ

These are technically still facts.

buzzkill facts totally need to be a thing

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)


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I remember my son once asked me, “Did you ever, like, kiss in high school?” And I told him this long drawn-out story of how shy I was, how I finally got a girlfriend but she broke up with me because I was too shy to try to kiss her, and then I had another girlfriend but still couldn’t figure out kissing. The technique was always a big obstacle in my head, like, How do you kiss? Where does your chin go? Forget about anything beyond kissing-first base was a total mystery to me. So I’m telling my son this long story, and he listens patiently until he finally realizes where I’m going with it, and he says, “Dad, no-did you like Kiss in high school? Kiss, the band!” And I was, “Oh yeah, Kiss…they were good.”
Steve Buscemi (via chippedcup)

(via young-braless)


patshit:

let’s get this straight 

it is not romantic to persistently pursue someone after they have refused you

(via dewgongo)


What a mistake, saying the way I felt.
The Neighbourhood (via mcdxv)

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gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

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lackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE

lackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE

(via lifeisanasshole)


autumnramble:

I want to die and be born again as a full hobbit.

(via lorde-oftherings)